Saturday, June 26, 2010

Sorry guys.

This is an apology for not finishing up the bands I really wanted to bash on this month. I didn't quite have time to listen to all the bands I wanted to review in this month, but there will be other "Ireallyhatethisband" months, so don't worry!
Heads up, next month will be strictly reviews of my favorite band. Slipknot. People think they suck, but you know what I say to that? I honestly don't care. People have different tastes, so if someone likes Protest The Hero or Dream Theater, I don't expect them to be obsessed with Slipknot. So, next month, I will be reviewing their 4 main albums and their 2 secret albums. If you have no idea what the 2 secret albums are, just wait until next month. Also, on a certain day, I will be reviewing a group for someone special, so don't be surprised if you find it weird if you see a different group in the middle of Slipknot month.

Sorry again for not really finishing up this month, I didn't really have time. But don't worry, like I said before, later this year, expect another "Ireallyhatethisband" month to appear.

Until next time, goodbye.

Monday, June 21, 2010

My Chemical Faggot.

Oh no, yet ANOTHER band that uses an abnormal amount of eyeliner. You know what that means! Gay music. This time, I won't review this band like I did with ICP and GayDay, I'll actually start to review albums from bands. I just didn't want to with the last 2 bands since I despise them. Now, I don't mind MCR, but after listening to Black Parade, I just wanted to say "Stop, just stop." This band is My Chemical Romance.

My Chemical Romance is yet another American rock band from New Jersey. Well, I classify them as punk since they sound like it. Well, they used to. Gerard Way, vocals, Ray Toro, guitar, Frank Iero, rhythm guitar, and Mikey Way, bassist, as the band members. I'm pretty sure they use some guy there to be the drummer. But those are the official band members, I don't know who are the other people in the picture, but I honestly don't care. Let's move along.

"I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love" 2002 and then re-released 2009
I never really heard of this band until their latest album. I heard their debut album, this same one (sometimes also known as just "Bullets"), and knowing this is a debut album, they're not that bad. Don't take me wrong, I think MCR is whatever, at most. But hey, this album isn't that bad, to be honest. I like Our Lady of Sorrows, the intro for Skylines Turnstiles isn't that bad, the song itself is ok, and This Is The Best Day Ever isn't that great, but bearable. Other songs in this album, such as Early Sunsets over Monroeville and Demolition Lovers aren't that great to listen to but hey, who cares. This album deserve a 5 out of 10. Eh, maybe 5.5

"Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge" 2004
This album is mostly famous because of the singles Helena and The Ghost Of You and because of that, automatically this album seems like it's gonna suck. Was I wrong? Well, no, not really. Going from average alternative to what seems like the genre "emo," doesn't do great at all. Basically, you lose listeners who have better taste and gain a teenage audience who really just want to wear the same crap they do in their videos and call themselves MCR fans. Well, enough of that, let's review songs. Right off the bat, I recognized Helena and I didn't even bother listening to the rest, not only because the song is just a pathetic excuse to show sadness but also because I already heard it many times, all thanks to MTV. Another bad song, You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison, doesn't sound like Helena but if you read the lyrics, you'll understand why this song sucks as well. The Ghost Of You and Cemetery Drive are other songs that are just horrible. This album, 3 out of 10. Their first album was way better than this garbage.

"The Black Parade" 2006
Wow, uhm, ok. Going from a whatever/decent band, to a wannabe grungy/punk with a wannabe punk look, to a group with ugly music and ugly looking men. Eyeliner? Come on, MCR sounds a tad better than Green Day, but they don't need to look the same. Oh well. Right off the bat, the first song The End sucks. Dead sounds decent, but read the lyrics. I quote "And if your hearts stops beating, I'll be here wondering, Did you get what you deserve?" That is in just less than 30 seconds, despicable. We can't forget the main single from this album, The Black Parade. This song just sucks, I'm sorry. Another song, Mama. God damn, the lyrics to this song makes them look like a sad piece of crap. Seriously, grow up and drop your pair. Teenager and Sleep are other examples of songs in this album that is just a pathetic excuse to make you feel pensive. I don't know how many times I'll say this, but GROW UP. 4 out of 10.

Well, that's it for this band. Overall, I give them 5 out of 10. They can be better if they want to be, but I'm pretty sure they'll stay in their "emo"/scene/punk phase they're in right now. Oh well, who cares. Recent news, theres rumors out there stating they're new album will be coming out later this year. Will I get it? Pfft, but of course I will. HAH, sarcasm ftw.

Until next time, goodbye.

(P.S. I might not have enough time for all the bands I want to write about in the "Ireallyhatethisband" month, so expect other future months to be also named "Ireallyhatethisband"!)

Saturday, June 19, 2010

GayDay.

Honestly, I liked this band when I was like what, 12 years old? I'm 16 now, and I hate this band. They're sooo...I can't even think of one word to describe them. They're fags wearing make up and being all "punk," trying to appeal a teenage audience and get them to agree with the lyrics. This band is Green Day.

Not to be confused with "Greenery Day."
Green Day is an American punk rock band with just 3 members, Billie Joe Armstrong (Lead vocals and Guitar), Mike Dirnt (Bass), and Tre Cool (Drums). I heard of this band when I was in the sixth grade, bought the American Idiot album, and since back in the day, I went through many "phases," Green Day told me to go think about life in a pessimistic way. I still do, but hey, I grew up. Now, I despise this band. The stuff they write to make a song is just so...sad. Not sad as in the emotion, but as a pathetic excuse to try and make the listeners "think of what's really happening." I mean just, no! Shut up! I haven't heard any of they're earlier albums, but I have heard American Idiot and some songs from their latest album, 21st Century Breakdown. I only have one thing to say, gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

They say they're punk. But yet, I can't help to think that they're just some pussy ass fag band with eyeliner trying to make people sad. Well, not entirely sad, for example Holiday is a song from their American Idiot album, and no lie, for it's time, it was pretty catchy. It still might be now, so I give that to them. But their other singles, like Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Wake Me Up When September Ends, Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) and 21 Guns are examples of songs that make you want to stop and just feel sadness. But, don't you want to feel happy and get pumped up from listening to music? Seriously, theres no point of this music. This band is supposedly punk rock, but from what I have heard, it's just gay music.

Overall, I'm giving this band a 4 out of 10. They're not that bad, they do have their catchy singles, but their other music is trying to make you feel like a rebel, but when you grow up, you can see how ridiculous they are. If you're a tween, then you mostly likely like this band. But when your 15 and over, then it's just sad if you still like them. Seriously, grow up.

Well, thats all I have for this band. Until next time, goodbye.

(P.S. I'll start review albums from bands once this month is over, I don't want to review each album from a band that I despise. I can, but pfft, I haven't even heard all the music in their albums, why the hell would I when I hate these bands? Oh well.)

Sunday, June 13, 2010

VoilentGay and Shaggy 2 Fag.

Welcome to the "Ireallyhatethisband" month. To start things off, I will review a certain band that I have been repulsed by ever since I have heard of them. It consist of 2 guys, imagine that. Just 2 men wearing makeup and singing such STUPID lyrics, you just want to literally get off your ass, find out where they live, sent them a postcard saying that if it's ok to come over, and if they say "No, who the fuck are you?" then just go over there anyway and beat the living crap out of them. I can't really consider them as a band, but a "group." This disgusting duo are called Insane Clown Posse. Might as well call them the Ugly Fags Crew.

Seriously, a fat guy and a wangster. What a "dynamic duo."

Insane Clown Posse are from Detroit, Michigan and are under the names of Violent J (Joseph Bruce) and Shaggy 2 Dope (Joseph Utsler). They have made 10 albums to date and their style of music is...albeit, unique. It's a combination of rap and rock. The rock style is in the actual music in the background, but the lyrics consists of ridiculous and vulgar language that just portrays immaturity. They also have made their own society of fans, called "Juggalos" and "Juggelettes" who are people that actually agree to whatever ICP has to say. Let me tell you, go listen to the song "Fuck The World."
Look at what they say:
If I only could I'd set the world on fire
Say fuck the world
Hm, ok ok. Sounds decent (No, not really). BUT WAIT, theres more.
Fuck your mom, fuck your moms mamma
Fuck the Beastie Boy's and the dalli llama
Fuck the rain forest, fuck a forest gump.
Uhhh, what? Do I have to go on? Why yes, I do. One more verse.
Don't bother to analyze these rhymes
In this song I say FUCK 93 times
I don't need to say more.

I normally review songs to judge bands, but I will not even BOTHER checking out the rest of this group's music because of the ones I have heard, they all say the same. "Suck my @#$! you stupid &*^@$ and look at me I'm fat and ugly." Think I'm wrong? Go listen to ANY SONG and then think "Wait...what did he just say?" Exactly my point.

I've done enough with this group. My rating: 3 out of 10. They might suck in my mind, but the lyrics have some humor until you get into the song and re-read the lyrics and think of what they really mean. That's it, I'm done with this review. Feel like you want to listen to them? Go ahead, I'm not stopping you. But you will be downgrading from whatever music you're listening to.

Whatever, I'm out of heeeereeee. Until next time, goodbye.

(P.S. Sorry it took a while. I've been busy lately so the reviews will come in a tad late. Sorry in advanced.)
(P.S.S. If you understand the finisher, props!)

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Harsh Freestyle.

Hey look! It's summer already! Time for a new post! It will be in a band I recently got into. They're not really much of popular band, since they broke up in '06. Nonetheless, they are a really good band. Some might say it's not their style, but different styles of music isn't supposed to be liked from everyone, just the audience it appeals to. This band is called Five Foot Thick.
Five Foot Thick is an American Nu-Metal band formed in Washington in 1997. They had 5 band members (Bryan Dilling on Lead Vocals, George Silva on Guitar, Kris Demers on Bass, Silas McQuain on Drums, and Matt "Gzuz" Gonzalez on keyboard/turntables and such), and they made 3 albums, Circles, Blood Puddle, and finally This Cold Life...

I have alot to say about this band. I first heard of this band because of their single Prozac a very long time ago. I loved the way the song pumps me up and makes me want to beat someone up. So, I started scattering around for the rest of the bands music. At last I found it and so I started listening to it. I will go from album to album, since it's just 3 and tell you what I think of it.

"Circles" 2000 and then re-released in 2004
When I first heard this album, I fell in love. It has a very harsh atmosphere and it honestly reminds me of 2 bands. It's like Five Finger Death Punch and Slipknot made a baby, and the album is what it sounds like. It's very hardcore with a freestyle element to it. Harsh vocals, hard drumming, a DJ mixing up different sounds to make it sound good, and guitarists doing what they can to make the listeners feel like they just want to mosh in the middle of a pile of mud. Prozac, No. 5, Media Fly, and other songs in this album are excellent. If you find this album, you should definitely buy it. 8 out of 10.
"Blood Puddle" 2002
When I first heard Blood Puddle, I felt empty. Going from harsh freestyle to average metal. I liked it, but it just changed. It still has a harsh freestyle feeling to it, but it's not "Circles." Unfounded is an ok song to begin the album, but it just has nonsense screaming. I like the single Blood Puddle, it has the potential to make you want to run up to a tree and just start beating it up (A tree seems like a better choice since it's bad to beat up little kids.) Other than that, this album seems ok, but it can be better since it has it's boring parts. Like Clarity seems to just repeat itself, and that makes a song less likely to be good. Listen is just another boring song in this album. I'm basically saying this album is pretty boring, but it has its moments. 5 out of 10.
Last but not least, "This Cold Life..." 2005
Now this a pretty good album. It sounds like "Circle" and "Blood Puddle" fused together. Not gonna lie, when I first heard the songs in this album, it got me pretty hyper. It changed big time from "Blood Puddle." I never got bored when I listened to this album. The Unrest, Running With Scissors, Self Evident and Seeds of Aggression are really good songs. This album just bleeds awesomeness, it's another album you should buy. 8 out of 10.

Now, that is my review of this band. Five Foot Thick is an 8 out of 10, too bad this band broke up in '06 and there hasn't been any recent news of this band. Oh well, I'll just enjoy them with what I have. Until next time, goodbye.
(P.S. Sorry, I did not mean to make this a really long post, I just wanted to get my views out there.)
(P.S.S. Since this is summer, I dedicate June to be the "Ireallyhatethisband" month, I will review 3 bands I really dislike and just explain why. Then, July will be the month that each week will be an album from my favorite band, Slipknot. And then I'll go back to review any band in August. Ask me for reviews of any other band and I'll tell you my view since I'll have my share of staying home in a boring day and a blog post will be pretty entertaining for me.)

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Los Calientes Rojo Pimentos.

I'm not much of a big fan of this band, but whenever I do listen to them, I just stop thinking or stop doing what I'm doing and just stare at the clouds slowly move by. I only have the Greatest Hits but it does have a variety of songs from different albums. This band does a good job creating ballad type songs but I have one complaint, their songs sound the same. Under The Bridge, Scar Tissue, and Soul To Squeeze are perfect examples. But even if they sound the same, you still have to love them. This band is the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Red Hot Chili Peppers is an American band, formed in Los Angeles, California in 1983. They have one singer, Anthony Kiedis, a bassist, Michael "Flea" Balzary, a drummer, Chad Smith, and a guitarist, Josh Klinghoffer. They have nine albums, and a new album to come during this year. They sort of make funk music, adding a rock style to it. I honestly like the way their music can easily calm you down or even think. I personally applaud bands who make music and make the listener think of the meaning behind the songs they listen to, and Red Hot Chili Peppers does a good job of doing that.

Now, I'm no PepperHead, but I like this band. Not so much though, since their songs sound pretty much the same. At most, I give them a 6 out of 10. 6 because even if they make real good music, I can't stop to think they sound the same. Just listen to the listed songs above and tell me they don't. But I also do have to add that I only have their Greatest Hits album, but hey, when people first discover a band, they judge them by the way their singles sound.

I am fond of certain songs though, Fortune Faded, Save the Population, Dani California, and Dosed. As you can see, none of these songs sound the same, I had to listen to their other albums to find songs I like and ones that do not sound the same.

Well, that's it for this band. I put my point out there plain and simple, I like this band but their songs sound the same, which is why they deserve a 6 out of 10. I would have boosted them up to a 6.5 or maybe a 7 if they made their songs in a different way. I don't know how different, they have to determine the difference. Their new album, coming out later this year, should be good, I've heard awesome things about it. Recent news about this band, Activision has been talking of making a Guitar Hero: Red Hot Chili Peppers, but it is supposedly a rumor. I believe it'll happen, but no news on the date.

Well, that's all I got. Until next time, goodbye.
(P.S. You probably noticed my rating system. To clear it up, this is my rating system: 0-Fucking horrible, 1-Baaaad, 2-They need to get better, 3-They can do better, 4-Eh, 5-It's alright, 6-Not too bad, 7-This is pretty good, 8-Oh man, I really like this, 9-Oh shit, you should listen to this, 10-God damn, this is fucking amazing!)